Maja Blanca Cake Tart Good morning everyone( or evening depending under what palm tree you are reading this post) and Happy Birthday! Who's birthday? Depends on specific cases ( Happy Bday Ate A and Gabrielle (counting that you'll be a Feb. baby, people born this month are the best!), but mostly generic we should celebrate the best day of all, Women's Day, on March 1st! Why the best? Because it's well known they always bring the best ( or worst ) in us ( but for this specific occasion we shall assume it's the best! ), and as such I have researched deep inside my endless bucket of inspiration for an appropriate gift. Not having found one and considering that flowers are overrated, I shall give you the best gift of all: the gift of knowledge, as I shall bake the best cake ever, using an old filipino recipe and my best unique ideas for an astonishing end result that I shall eat all alone while you cheer Sarap, Sarap ! Yes, as you already figured it out from t...
PANCIT CANTON
Alright kids, let me tell you a story. There was once, long time ago, when crabs could fly and probably R wasn't allergic to shellfish, in an ancient and mysterious asian island lost between 1000 others,a young girl named Xit Pan. She was super pretty and her smile always cheered everyone, and also liked rice pasta a lot, therefore each morning she was going out in her rice field and she sang to the young plants with her angelic voice. Yes, Pan Xit can tune alright! One day, after her morning ritual, she went for a pina colada and a long walk on the beach when she spotted a young fisherman in his boat near the shore. The boat was half full of provisions as he looked like he was lost at sea. Xit Pan introduced herself: "Pan Xit!" and pointed towards the boat. The fisherman didn't understand her language though and thought she was referring to his provisions. "Canned tuna!" he said. Anyway, long story short, she took him home and they got married eventually and lived super long lives and she cooked him rice pasta with canned tuna which they called "Pan xit can Tun" but it was disgusting so they used chicken instead. Unfortunately she was vegetarian and he was gluten intolerant.
Editorial Review: some wise girls from Philippines brought to my attention that this is in fact Pancit Bihon. That calls for an update in the story: The fisherman, impressed with Pan Xit's beauty, dropped on one knee and asked her: Would you be my honey? Bi hon? she asked ( cause she didn't understand his language). And they lived happily ever after and she was called PanXit BiHon' from that day further. (Also rice doesn't have gluten apparently. I have no story update for that.)
Editorial Review: some wise girls from Philippines brought to my attention that this is in fact Pancit Bihon. That calls for an update in the story: The fisherman, impressed with Pan Xit's beauty, dropped on one knee and asked her: Would you be my honey? Bi hon? she asked ( cause she didn't understand his language). And they lived happily ever after and she was called PanXit BiHon' from that day further. (Also rice doesn't have gluten apparently. I have no story update for that.)
That being said, you had probably got the idea of what today's dinner will be: Pancit Canton. No worries, I won't use tuna but stick to the basics and play it safe.
What will you need:
-italian bio integral vermicelli rice pasta "Maaama", why doesn't aaaanyone remeber my naaaame! It's a ok greeen Maaaario, it's a not your fault!
-half cabbage and carrots cut julienne , or short version for lazy people: a colorful coleslaw salad mix bag.
- green peas and half bell pepper.
-leaves from a young fresh celery. Or parsley.
-mix of meats or shrimp if you are a young fisherman.
-pepper, spice, and everything nice. And soy sauce if you feel salty.
Ok, now as you have everything ready, get out your good asian wok and oil it with coconut butter. Toss in the ingredients in backwards order, from bottom to the top at 2 minutes interval and put some water in at some point when you feel it's about to start burning.
Now drop the bag of coleslaw on top and wait. Don't panic, it's supposed to look like a soup at this point.
While waiting, remember this is a comfort food, you should eat it while sitting comfortably in the comfort of your own home and share with people you are comfortable with. Since my seat is not extremely comfortable and my home is a rental, I'll make it a bit more dis-comfortable by adding in a hand made unreasonably happy quebec chorizo dry sausage and some fishy sauce.
Now I'm really not comfortable, at least smell wise, so it's time to add in the noodles, or as the french quebecois say, SPLAASH!
While waiting, remember this is a comfort food, you should eat it while sitting comfortably in the comfort of your own home and share with people you are comfortable with. Since my seat is not extremely comfortable and my home is a rental, I'll make it a bit more dis-comfortable by adding in a hand made unreasonably happy quebec chorizo dry sausage and some fishy sauce.
Now I'm really not comfortable, at least smell wise, so it's time to add in the noodles, or as the french quebecois say, SPLAASH!
Mix, wait and serve with some calamansi , which apparently is a small lime which I can't find in Canada and also forgot to replace. But no worries I have a solution, I'll add it virtually to the serving, like so:
Sarap! OO, sarap!
Edit: R says this is super good to eat as a sandwich, I'm not making this stuff up! I tried. It is. Now I can never go back. Also the sausage has cheese. Those quebecuers! Tabarnac!
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